Where the depths of despair are measured in inches, not feet.
Warning: Prolonged stays here may lead to permanent damage.
Explore the Abyss of Emptiness, where the void is a bottomless pit.
Or, visit the Void of Ennui, where the thrill is a distant memory.
But be careful not to get lost in the Abyss of Ennui.
Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by visiting this exhibit.